Taker of Ice cream.

Here he is. The 'Taker Of Ice Cream,' flying high above the clouds, searching for unsuspecting victims. Of his greed laced assault. He spots an easy take. A child, enjoying the meal that he believes to be rightfully his. He swoops down, eager to grab what is left. He scares the poor defenseless human girl with a 'SQUAARK' and a heave of his chest. Sometime later the sun sets in the west. And here our story ends with a villain, stomach full, enjoying what was always his.

Yawn, seaguls are bastards.