Here he is. The 'Taker Of Ice Cream,' flying high above the clouds, searching for unsuspecting victims. Of his greed laced assault. He spots an easy take. A child, enjoying the meal that he believes to be rightfully his. He swoops down, eager to grab what is left. He scares the poor defenseless human girl with a 'SQUAARK' and a heave of his chest. Sometime later the sun sets in the west. And here our story ends with a villain, stomach full, enjoying what was always his.
Yawn, seaguls are bastards.